Narrator’s pov
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“What the hell are you doing?” Fawn asked
“Wot?” Luna pouted and released all of her energy, Richie’s body went back to normal and acted as if nothing happened, the audience stared at him weirdly
“You’re the most powerful being on earth and that’s what you do? Tickle a man’s balls?” Fawn laughed
“I’m disappointed in you” Vernon groaned
“I’m not gonna expose my powers on national television Vernon” Luna chuckled
“But I will” The vampire smirked, adrenaline pumped through her veins and her eyes flickered red.
Her eyes aimed towards Richie who was smiling at the host as he continued to brag about himself. Honestly, his manager did everything for him, she had people pressing his socks because he hated wrinkles, she had people examining every follicle of hair on his head because he wanted each of them to be perfect. The woman was a sweetheart and unfortunately got stuck with him.
Vernon smirked and folded her fist, the gays turned their attention towards the man on the couch.
Richie’s eyes went wide as he stood to his feet, it felt as if an invisible force was now in control of his body. Whoops-
Vernon really out here being a bloodbender. Katara who?
“Something wrong Richie?” The host asked
“No I’m just not sure wha-” Richie’s body was then walking forward, he furrowed his brows as he walked over to the host.
Richie’s body then rested on the man’s lap as he threw his arm around his neck. The host’s eyes went wide when Richie sat on his lap bridal style.
“Um…” The host muttered
“I really don’t know” Richie groaned
Richie’s face them nuzzled into the host’s neck, he rubbed his nose against the man’s skin.
“Oh my fucking god” Luna laughed
“This is amazing” Nathan snickered
“Mr Singh please get OFF of me” The host groaned and shoved the man off his lap
Richie stood to his feet, he groaned when his body stepped forward heading right into the crowd. The cameras were still rolling as it followed him.
Richie walked up to a woman sitting peacefully in her chair, the woman raised a brow as Richie approached her. Vernon smirked and waved her finger.
With one swift move, Richie dashed the woman out the chair like some Grand Theft Auto shit. Richie sat in the chair and folded his leg as he looked onto the stage.
“I wish I knew what the hell was going on” The man groaned
Suddenly, a blow to the head was delivered. He hissed when the woman swung her purse into the side of his face. His eyes glared at the woman, it was the only part of his body that he could control.
“Okay okay, my tourn” Fawn said in her Gru accent.
The girl smirked as she recalled her powers from book one. She has the ability to control the speech of a human. She could command them to say anything she wanted
Vernon lowered her hand and her eyes returned back to normal. Fawn smirked and tensed her muscles, feeling the energy flow through her veins and her eyes flickered silver.
Richie was now in control of his body again, the man yeeted out of the chair and ran back towards the stage, the woman glared at him before she took her seat once again.
“Sorry about that, must have been a muscle spasm or something” Richie said as he sat into this chair next to Cytheria. The host eyed him weirdly
“A muscle spasm made you cuddle with me?” the host questioned. Richie had no words to explain what happened so he simply said
“Yep”
“Oh… Kay… Then? Let’s move on shall we?” The host said, the producer nodded from behind the camera and gave a thumbs up
“So Richie, what was it like growing up?” The host asked
“Well you see-” Richie started, but Fawn took control and ordered the man to speak her words.
“-I always wore my mother’s underwear” Fawn commanded the man to say.
The audience’s eyes went wide as they stared at the man confused. The host ran threw his papers before looking at Richie in disbelief
“I’m sorry, what?” The host asked, Richie clasped his hands over his mouth as his eyes went wide
“-Im sorry i- HAD SEX WITH MY TEDDY BEAR AND THOUGHT IT WAS PREGNANT” Richie yelled outloud, controlled by Fawn
“This is fucking amazing” Cole laughed
“Are you really about to ruin this man’s career?” Luna asked
“Who told him to be a dick? No one messes with my family, especially my future sister in law” Fawn smirked, Luna chuckled and turned her attention back towards the stage
“Um… Mr Singh… We didn’t ask for that informati-”
“I SUCK MY THUMB AND WATCH BARNEY TO FALL ASLEEP AT NIGHT” Fawn commanded the man to say.
Richie ran his hand through his hair in frustration, causing a few strands to cover his face. He looked like a hot, slimy, heated mess.
“Um…. Can we get someone out here?” The host whispered over to the Producer
“Like who?!” The producer hissed
“I don’t know? Oprah? Doctor Phil?!” The host hissed back
“DORA MAKES ME WET” Richie yelled, he gasped when the words left his mouth
Richie clasped his hands over his mouth once again, his eyes scanned the room. The audience stared at the man in disbelief while Cytheria covered her face, burning from second hand embarrassment.
And with that, our Nobel steed scurried away. The man stood to his feet and ran backstage, his hands threw open the curtains and his eyes landed on the gays who laughed their assess off.
Richie’s eyes went even wider when he saw them, but he just shoved past and ran somewhere behind.
“This is a story I’ll tell my grandchildren!” Leo laughed loudly, his laughter filled the entire room
Unfortunately for everyone, Leo’s laugh was far too intense for his own body to control. The boy stumbled forward and his hand gripped the curtain, causing the material to fall down.
They were now exposed to the entire audience, a spotlight was then shone on them and all the cameras glanced in their direction. The gay’s eyes went wide as they froze in place.
“Who is that?” The host asked, his neck snapped around and saw them standing like statues. Paralyzed with fear
“Those are my friends” Cytheria laughed
“Well… Why don’t we bring them over. They can’t be worse than Richie” the host said
The prouder rubbed his temples in frustration but still motioned for the gay’s to come onto the stage to join Cytheria.
“Oops” Leo muttered
The audience erupted with cheers and applauses to welcome the group of adults onto the stage. Vernon smirked and strutted her way towards the front of the stage
“Mom! Look! I made it!” She squealed in front of the camera
“Girl shut the fuck up, you know your mother dead” Luna yelled. The audience went dead silent in a second
“And that’s why yours tried to KILL YOU” Vernon yelled back
“Touche bitch, touche” Luna playfully glared
“I take it back, they’re all crazy” The host mumbled
Luna smirked and plopped herself on the couch next to Cytheria, Her arms immediately wrapped around the girl’s shoulder. The rest of the gays stood behind the couch as they smiled and waved to the cameras, Fawn even blew a kiss.
“Oh shit, is this live?” Cole asked
“Yes… The entire globe could see us right now” The host said
“Holy shit, shout-out to my mom! You a real G. You’re my homie from day one, don’t worry about all those homophobic remarks you used to give me, it’ll all good. I respect you either way. Also, shout-out to my grandma, she went on a date and got some dick last night-” Cole said.
“Also, if you see any photos of me trending on twitter being naked and running down a street. Just know… It wasn’t me” Vernon assured to the cameras
“She caught me on camera!” Fawn started to sing
“IT WASN’T ME” The group sang and laughed
“Wait, if this is being broadcasted everywhere then my dad needs to see this” Luna said, her hands reached into her pockets as she pulled out her phone
“Ma’am, you can’t use you-” the host was cut off by Luna raising her finger to shush the man
The host’s eyes bulged out of its sockets as he turned to face the producer, flaring his hands in the air.
“Hello?” a voice came from the speaker
“Dad!” Fawn giggled as her eyes landed on Lucifer
“Hey sweethearts” Lucifer smiled, Luna turned her phone screen towards the cameras
“Look, we’re on TV. Go turn on your set and watch usss” Luna squealed
“Hoe shit, am I on TV right now? Ahh my lifelong dream” Lucifer chuckled
“Yes dad, say hi to the humans” Luna said
“Hiiiii humans” Lucifer said
“…he-hello?” a few audience members asked.
“Alright dad, go watch us! I’ll call you later” Luna said
“Wait! Turn the screen back to the cameras!” Lucifer said, Luna groaned and placed her screen away, the cameras zoomed in on Lucifer’s face
“I’m single now since my ex was a witch and tried to kill my daughters and I to take over my kingdom, so if there’s any ladies out there… Or guys, I’d love to get to know you better” Lucifer smirked
“Ugh dad you’re embarrassing us!” Luna hissed
“Girl, shut up. I’m tryna to get the two of you a step mother” Lucifer hissed
“Bye dad!” Luna laughed and cut off the call
“Um… Wow… Um… Hi, what are your names?” the host asked
“I’m Senpai, this is a broke bitch-” Luna said as she pointed to Cole
“Guilty” Cole laughed
“-this is his sugar daddy Ryan, then over there is my angel Sister. Literally an angel. With her witch girlfriend, then there’s my best Vampire Vernon who’s gonna take over the colony soon. I’m so proud of her” Luna said in a squeaky voice
“Thank you” Vernon smiled sweetly
“-And next to her is her girlfriend which is also Cole’s sister. And here we have our sexy Leo which is Cytheria’s cousin” Luna finished with a smile.
The room was dead silent, the sound of a feather dropping could literally be heard. Impossible right? You’d think so.
“Wait… Aren’t you that girl that was spotted at the café and album signing?” the host asked
“Guilty” Luna smiled, her fingers intertwined with Cytheria’s and to her surprise
Cytheria intertwined theirs fingers and kept the girl’s hand rested on her shoulder.
“Did you really crash their proposal?” the host asked
“I didn’t know he was going to propose, I guess I came in at the right time” Luna smirked
“Why’s that? Do you not support their relationship?” the man asked, groans were heard from the entire gay nation
“Heck no” Dreama said
“She could sleep with a fish and still be better off” Cole said
“The man has issues” Leo groaned
The gays spoke all in unison, it was confusing for anyone to even understand as the continued to list the many many reasons why Cytheria shouldn’t be with the man.
“Hey” Luna whispered into Cytheria’s ear
“Yes?” Cytheria chuckled softly
“I love you” she whispered, Cytheria’s cheek immediately went blood red.
“Thank you?” she giggled
“You’re so cute” Luna chuckled
“Shut up”
“Noo” Luna pouted
“What I heard was, the fans started to ship you two. Unfortunately they don’t have a name for you yet, they call you the mystery girl that crashed a proposal” The host said
“My name is Luna. Luna Amon” Luna smiled as she waved at the cameras, the audience cheered to finally have the girl’s name
“So who are you Luna?”
“A demon and an angel in one” she answered honestly
“Oh I see… So you’re sweet sometimes and sadistic at another?” he asked
“Yes… But I’m just literally a demon” She smiled
“So who are you to Cytheria?” the man asked, Luna’s eyes glanced in Cytheria’s direction who blushed deeply
“We’re friends who casually fuc-FLY OUT OF THE COUNTRY” Luna yelled when Cytheria elbowed her into the gut
“Don’t y’all offer people some water or something? Sheesh, what kind of talk show is this?!” Fawn yelled
“Don’t worry with her, she’s hungry” Luna assured
“Horngry-”
“Shhhh, you’re on TV!” Luna hissed
“Oh I know” Fawn smirked
“My God, y’all are embarrassing” Ryan rubbed his temples
“So what do you do Luna?” The host asked
“I do Aeli-” she was then nudged into the ribs again
“I’m sorry, what?”
“I’m gonna be taking over my dad’s company with my sister” Luna assured
“Aren’t you a little too young to run a company?” the host asked.
Their necks suddenly snapped towards the man, it looked like something right out of a horror movie. All eyes of the gays were then narrowed towards the host. The man’s eyes went wide as a shiver went down his spine.
“Excuse me?” Luna asked
“Your father is handing over his company to the two of you who seem underaged and inexperienced. You look like twenty, what are you two girls gonna do with a company?” the host asked. Luna blinked her eyes in disbelief
“That’s why your bitch ass out here sitting on a coach, melting his life away asking celebrities one question over and over for years when they’re people that are actually out here working three jobs a day to provide for themselves and others but it still doesn’t manage” Fawn hissed
“You don’t know anything we’ve been through. You know our names, not our stories. And so what if we look young? We were blessed with immortality while you look like a white raisin. We’re far more educated than you’ll ever be and that’s on periodt” Luna spat, the host chuckled softly
“I’m not one to fight about education but I’m pretty sure you two girls aren’t as educated as I am. I’m fiffty years old, wisdom came along with aging” The host said
“And we’re eighteen thousand and five years old. So fuck off” Luna smiled sweetly
“Okay that’s it, get them off the stage!” the host yelled
“Can you even get up from that chair your highness?” Fawn smirked
“Donald Trump looking bitch” Luna spat
“And that’s a whole insult by itself” Cole laughed, the host’s face burned in anger
“SECURITY”