Narrator’s pov
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“WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET TRIP” Vernon sang
“ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY”
“THE GAYS THAT ARE HIGH”
“CLIMB ONBOARD, GET READY TO EXPLORE”
“THERE’S ALOT TO FIND, IN LUNA’S CASTLE”
“Something something something, START THE COUNTDOWN” Leo sang
“Y’all are giving me a damn headache” Luna rolled her eyes
“Well I’m sorry that I’m excited, it’s not that often you find humans going to visit Satan and live in his castle!” Cole smirked
“You can stay if you want, hell fits your aesthetic” Luna chuckled
The gays were all piled into the limo once again with Chase driving them towards the entrance into hell. It was finally time to visit Luna’s home, it was special to the girl.
For she’d spent so long adjusting to her new life on earth and making deep connections with people and now they’re entering in her part of the world, however supernatural it might be.
“I’m so fucking excited” Dreama squealed
“Will we meet ghosts?!?” Ryan’s mouth hung low
“Damn, I wanna throw it back on a ghost” Cole snickered
“With what ass?”
“I would break you” Cole glared at his boyfriend
“Yeah, right after you break your spine from throwing them bones back” Ryan smiled
“I hate you sometimes”
“I love you more” the blonde man giggled
“Dreama” Luna whispered
“Yes Senpai?” the Hispanic girl smiled
“Excuse me what?” Vernon asked
“Hush up Dracula, I’m talking to your girlfriend” Luna grinned
“What’s up Luna” Dreama giggled
“How’s everything with the script coming along?” The demon asked
Since Dreama graduated the top of her class and the best theatre student tied with Vernon, she’s been working on a script. She’s signed with Netflix and their team were helping Dreama with a movie she had in mind about two bestfriends falling in love
“What’s the name of it?” Luna asked
“One last Moment” Dreama said
“Sounds hot” Luna smirked
“Everything’s hot for you Luna” Dreama giggled
“It sure is” Luna smiled
“I have no idea how to feel about visiting Satan” Leo chuckled
“He’s a man, just the second most powerful man to exist in all aspects. Nothing to be worried about” Luna snickered
“Can I shoot someone? Will the bullet go right through them!?”
“Ah, no. You’ll really deteriate them if you do that” Luna chuckled
“Wow, so there’s death in the afterlife. Wilddd” Cole chuckled
“Father’s actually been doing some work on the castle, he wants it to be more modern. Like the garden for instance, the bushes are trimmed and if you look at it from above, it looks like a maze” Fawn smiled
“That’s some Alice in wonderland shit” Ryan laughed
“I can’t wait to see your room” Cytheria mumbled
“I can’t wait to fuck you in that room” Luna whispered
“Girl, you don’t stop your horny shit” Cytheria glared
“You love it” Luna giggled
“Maybe, maybe not”
“I’ll take that as a yes”
“Did you just assume my word!?”
“I-”
“that is. OFFENSIVE” Cytheria teased
“You’re weird”
“Says the half angel, half demon that’s taking humans to hell and live with Satan. Sure” Cytheria laughed
“Shut up”
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The Castle was high upon the hill overlooking the newly built city in hell, it’s many pointed towers gave it the look of an eccentric crown. The walls were a white stone that glistened in the summer sun and the roof was grey slate. Clearly new.
All floors were marble, All stair rails were ornate mahogany, carved and polished so that it shined. Lucifer’s, Fawn’s and Luna’s portraits were painted in oils and hung in gold frames. Furniture was all handmade by master ancient Greek craftsmen.
Nothing ever got dirty. Lucifer had never seen dust in his many years of life. The air was scented with fresh flowers but a mixture of a new book.
Food was always perfect as always, shout-out to Chef George
There were thirty rooms in the castle, all beautifully decorated and ready for any guests Lucifer would have over
“Ho” Cole started
“ly” Ryan mumbled
“Fucking” Leo gasped
“Shit” Dreama whispered
“This is fucking amazing” Cytheria gasped as her eyes looked around the entire castle
The gays had just walked through the doors of Luna’s previous home, they were yet to be greeted by the devil himself but they were all taking in the sight of the castle
“You okay over there?” Luna chuckled and she lightly nudged her girlfriend’s shoulder
“I… Yeah, sure.. I’m okay” Cytheria chuckled nervously
“This place is epic and I’m never leaving” Cole said
“There’s always room for more humans” Fawn smiled
“More humans?” He asked
“Yeah, Lucifer brings alot of ‘guests’ down here” Fawn laughed
“My boi a freak” Cole snickered
“That he might be” Luna chuckled
Suddenly, the echoing sound of footsteps filled the room. Everyone’s eyes glanced in the direction of the wide golden staircase that had a long blood red carpet flowing from the top, down to their feet.
A figure appeared, Lucifer’s brown hair was straight and wavy, flowing to the sides of his face. The man gave a side smirk, exposing his sharp teeth. He had on a red turtleneck with a golden chain, covered by a black jacket and tight trousers.
His wrist held a golden Rolex because why the hell not. His fingers tapped against his red cane he used as an accessory. The man smiled and slowly made his way down the stairs, making sure that his appearance and confidence was being taken in by the humans.
“Mother, has arrived” Lucifer smirked
“Whoa” Dreama whispered
“I.. I don’t know if I should bow or run” Cole mumbled
“Get on your knees child” Lucifer ordered
Cole immediately fell to his knees, his head hung low to show respect to the man. Luna held back her snicker
“You’ve got to be kidding me right now” Fawn laughed
“Rise my child, for you are free” Lucifer said
“Huh?”
“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to say that. Ptff, if God can say it then I can too” Lucifer pouted
“Dad, you’re weird” Luna stated
“Weird but hot. Get that right” He smirked
“Um. Chile… Anyways, so.. ” Fawn laughed
“It’s nice to see you again Mr Amon” Cytheria grinned
“My daughter in law, lovely to see you as always. I hope my daughter isn’t giving you that much trouble, you know how she gets” Lucifer chuckled
“Nope, she’s been nothing but amazing” Cytheria smiled as she leaned her head against her girlfriend’s shoulder
“And you must be Dreama, the girl that captured my adoptive Daughter’s heart” Lucifer smiled
“Guilty” Dreama giggled and held her hand out towards the man
“Oh dear, we don’t do formal greetings. Come here” Lucifer smiled as he pulled the girl into a hug
“Oh-” Dreama squealed before her body was pulled into Lucifer’s chest, her petite body almost crushed in his strong grasp
“And you’re Cytheria’s cousin” Lucifer greeted
“Yes sir, I am” Leo grinned
“I heard about the stuff you do up there and honestly, I’m highly impressed” Lucifer said
“It’s my calling to advocate for trans rights” Leo grinned
“Last but not least, my third favourite couple” Lucifer smiled
“Excuse me? We should be number on. Hashtag OTP” Cole glared
“My daughter is a demon and her girlfriend in a singer, beat that” Lucifer joined the glare
“…touche” Cole glared again
“It’s good to finally meet you” Lucifer chuckled
“Oh don’t give me that, you literally had me on my knees just now” Cole pouted
“I don’t think that’s your first either” Lucifer smirked, the boy’s eyes went wide
“Guilty” Ryan snickered
“Hush your mouth, you’re making me look like a bottom in front of the devil!” Cole hissed at his boyfriend
“There’s nothing wrong with being a bottom, pleasure is amazing. Especially when they hit that certain spot. It just drives your crazy” Lucifer moaned
“Dad!” Fawn and Luna hissed
“What?”
“That’s nasty”
“Sex isn’t nasty”
“Sex is amazing. We just don’t want our father narrating it” Luna glared
“How else are you supposed to learn?” Lucifer pouted
“Oh I’m pretty sure I’m experienced” Luna smirked as she nudged her girlfriend’s shoulder again, bringing a bright blush to her face
“What do you mea- oh… Y’all are nasty” Lucifer scrunched his face up in disgust
“Just like your grindr hookup lastnight” Luna glared
“I-”
“Yeah, exactly”
“To avoid this topic, I’ll show you guys around” Lucifer chuckled as he motioned behind him, signaling for the adults to follow behind
“House tour featuring Satan, Vouge could never” Cole snickered
Luna intertwined her fingers with her girlfriend and felt that familiar electric sensation flow through her veins. She glanced to her girlfriend, seeing a blush on her face and knowing she felt it too
“You’re cute” Luna whispered
“Thank you, but you’re more cute” Cytheria giggled
“I’m not cute, I’m hot. Get it right” Luna smirked
“Your confidence is highly attractive” Cytheria chuckled
“You.. You find me attractive? That’s gay. Ew” Luna gasped
“Gay? For you? Anytime” Cytheria chuckled
“Simp”